Self Employed INcome support scheme (SEISS)

If you are self-employed you can apply for the SELF EMPLOYED INCOME SUPPORT SCHEME (SEISS) just go the link below and enter your unique taxpayer reference and national insurance number:

If eligible for SEISS you’ll be given a time/date when you’ll be able to apply for it. Follow the link that it gives you to apply. I didn’t write down the process but it is fairly simple and all of the calculations are done by /hmrc based on info in your tax returns.

If you are eligible and you apply you can expect to get a payment for March, April & May as a lump sum. The lump sum is equal to

  • Average Income over 16-17, 17-18, 18-19 tax years.
  • Divided by 12 to get monthly figure
  • Multiplied by 0.8 to get 80% of regular revenue (0.7 or 70% for August’s payment)
  • Multiplied by 3 to cover 3 months


  • Income = £20,000, £18,000, £12,000
  • Average = £16,666
  • Monthly = £1388
  • 80% = £1111
  • 3 Months = £3333

Interaction with Universal Credit

If you get a SEISS payment it counts as income, this means two things

  • You will need to pay tax on it if you earn above the income tax allowance
  • It will reduce your Universal Credit (UC) payout.

Example One using nice simple round numbers:

  • Usual UC payment = £1000 per month
  • SEISS payment £1000
  • Reduction in UC = £630
  • Total income = £1370

Example Two, low income (£10k/pa), 34 year old, shared house

  • Usual UC payment = £760 per month
  • SEISS payment £2000
  • Reduction in UC = £760 (zero UC will be paid this month)
  • Total income = £2000

Example Three, Higher Income (£30k/pa), 36 year old, one bed flat

  • Usual UC payment = £1000 per month
  • SEISS payment £6000
  • Reduction in UC = £900 (zero UC will be paid this month)
  • Excess Earnings: £4500 will count against future UC payments
  • Tax payable: £1200
  • Total income = £4800

This means that your circumstances are going to make a big impact on how much the SEISS actually increases your monthly income.

*Here is where the troubles really start:

  • Had to have been trading in the tax year 2018-2019
  • Have to earn over 50% from self employment
  • Maternity isn’t accounted for, it just reduces your income
  • Low earning years bring down your average payment
  • losses count as 0 income bringing down your average
  • If you earn above £50k you get nothing, good day sir.

All of which means there are a lot of people who will get very little, less than they were expecting or perhaps nothing.

The whole scheme exemplifies the lack of creativity and care that are the hallmarks of our government at this time. With the opportunity to ignite a wave of investment by self employed workers across the country the best they could do was creative a narrow, exclusionary system that might just scrape by at maintaining the status quo, all while drastically failing people in a moment of crisis.

Universal Credit For The Self Employed

UPDATE 10/04/2020

You no longer need to call them in order to arrange a call back. This step has now been removed. Instead they will call you if they need more info, or they will message you through your journal.

PDATE 25/03/2020

The system has collapsed under the weight of the number of people applying. This means huge waiting times for certain aspects of the process. For example Digidentiy has a 14 hour waiting time to access their website. You will have a 45 minute window once you reach the front of the queue. This happened at 02:35 for me, i was asleep. I missed my slot i went back to the end of the 100,000 person queue.

Commitment call: essentially all commitments have been suspended. You have a short conversation with someone at a local job centre. They try to work out the latest guidance. Their job is changing every hour currently. The system they deal with is being changed on the fly as they use it. You will have a commitment to agree to in your To Do List. Agree to it. It does not really count now because of the lockdown.

During this phone call you can ask for an advance. I got £348 and it will be paid on Friday 27th. Then I will have money for food.


Here is some info about the process of applying for Universal Credit as a self-employed person.

Here is a link to a document that you can comment on that outlines the process and answers some of the questions.

I have also recorded an audio version which you can listen to here.

Universal Credit For The Self Employed Audio Version

Here is the full text for anyone who doesn’t want to use Google Drive:

Universal Credit For Self Employed People


Thanks to Tessa Gleeson who took comprehensive notes during the Live Zoom call I delivered which made writing up this post much easier. Should you require an online note-taker then please email Tessa your request with timings to:

Thanks to Sara Zaltash for organising the daily Zoom conversations and making one of them about Universal Credit.

I am not an expert on universal credit. I’m just someone who has applied myself and I want to help others get the money they need and have the right to receive. Ed, Bristol,  23/3/20

Before You Start

UC is a nasty system designed to make accessing help harder and less appealing than finding work. It is prescriptive, punitive and seeks to chisel away at your right to help by placing unnecessary barriers and complexity in your path. Under normal circumstances I would never recommend anyone to engage with it.

Last week my income went from low to zero. I live month to month. I have no money to pay rent in April. I was advised by my landlord, a housing association, to apply for universal credit.

UC is a small amount of money, £94 a week for a single person without children.

It replaces other benefits or tax credits you may already be getting.

If you already get working tax credit you may be better off staying on that system. 

Check out this calculator to get an idea of what you might be paid:

If you are living with a partner then you need to do a joint application: it will affect their benefits and their income will be taken into account.

If you are disabled and receive other benefits related to this you may not be eligible for UC. The first few questions in the process will determine if you are eligible for UC.

If you are self employed and are earning little or no money then UC is the benefit you are supposed to apply for.

Expect big delays. Your first payment will be at least 1 month from the date of your phone interview which may be a week away from your first application. This is under normal circumstances.

Phone waiting time: I spent 2 hours on hold to arrange my first phone appointment.

The minimum income floor is gone! Before COVID-19 self employed benefits were calculated on a presumed £16,000 self-employed figure after the first year but now this has been removed and you’ll be judged on the reality of your income.

It is likely that increased support for the self-employed will come from UC, so if you have no other benefits now UC is a good option.

If you get UC you stop getting Working Tax Credit.

If you are on WTC you might be better off staying there – there should be roughly a £80 a month increase to that.

UC and Housing Benefit are mutually exclusive, you can’t do both, UC replaces a whole load of benefits. This is the nasty bind that self-employed people are in – if you have money coming in, stick with current systems and watch for changes. Applying for UC is more for people who weren’t in the benefits system before.

The Application Process:

Click start button

This first section determines eligibility, answer truthfully to make sure you are eligible.

If you are eligible then create an account.

Select security questions, these are asked every time you log in or speak on the phone with someone so you need to write the answers down. Your password manager generally won’t record these and you will need them.

BIG FORK in the road – Joint finances if you live with a partner. If so they will need to create a UC account too and go through the process with you.

There are now 3 sections:


Home provides an overview and links to other aspects of UC such as applying for an advance once you are eligible.

Journal is a list of all the tasks you’ve completed and the place they send messages to you.

To Do List this is where we now do the rest of the application

TO DO List 

State your nationality, and if you have been out of the UK for the last two years it can’t be for any length of time – more than four weeks and you may not be eligible – this is all about denying access to the benefit if you are not of british nationality.

HOUSING – Do you have housing costs? Who do you rent from, day/month year you moved in and how much rent is. Landlord’s name, contact number, email address.

Do you live at the same address as your landlord? (This does make a difference)

Next questions check you are not paying yourself money or paying rent to family, you have to rent from someone non family. You have one bedroom. Is there anyone else on tenancy agreement (answer honestly) they want to know about the total amount of rent.

If you have a casual renting agreement, no formal/written tenancy then write a letter with the details of the arrangement and sign it yourself.

Council Tax – if your name is on the council tax bill you can apply for a reduction in your council tax. This is money your local council can choose not to collect, you will need to contact your council/local authority.

Have you applied? It will share your details with the council but you still need to contact them.

Having children affects your entitlement in a big way. Answer honestly.

Other people who live with you. If you live with a friend but they are a joint tenant then you don’t list them.

This is about determining who is part of your household that you have responsibility for.

Work and Earnings:

Are you Currently working? 

If you are self employed and seeking to continue working then yes you are still working. This counts even if your earnings just went to 0. You are not unemployed, just unpaid!

Are you getting any statutory sick pay from your employer – no if you are self employed.

DO you get maternity allowance currently?

Are you expecting earnings from any previous employment ? Yes, tell them how much or say, no, not expecting any – the amount of money you put in there will affect your entitlement to benefits for the initial payment.

In the next month are you going to be self employed? YES. If you want to stay self employed then answer yes. If you are giving up self employment then answer no. If you are no longer self employed you will be expected to find other work.

If you have more than 16k in savings you have to use that until you have less than that.

Income from other earnings. This is taken into account, if you have other earnings it will reduce your payments.

Training and education = If you are full time you will be ineligible. If you are part time and can work outside your studies you are eligible.

Health – Your health conditions – this can open up possibility of needing other benefits, if you answer yes they want to know what that condition is. This can be important if you are self isolating due to a health condition.

Nasty question – has Dr said you might have less than 6 months to live? No.

If you are literally dying you get money slightly faster.

Do any of your conditions affect your ability to look for work? Answer in relation to the current situation following NHS advice for your condition.

Are you Caring for someone?

If you answer yes there is more to follow – if your care responsibilities mean you can’t work you might not be able to get UC.

If not caring ‘no’ is more simple.

Bank account details – they pay into them fingers crossed.

Confirm details are correct

You see what you wrote and confirm each statement.

First Part Complete. Well done. Next…

Now that you have submitted everything there will be new options in the To Do List

One of the first things is to confirm your identity online. Go through the digidentity app and follow the instructions. 

Next step – the worst part – arrange your ‘in person appointment’ do this right away.

This will involve a loooooong time waiting on the phone. I spent 2 hours waiting.

These appointments are not in person they are by phone. 

The appointment is not in person, it’s on the phone. You have to call them to arrange a telephone call where they call you.

Lines open at 8am

Fill out your previous 12 months of earnings, be honest as whatever your income was each month. Do your accounts to be able to give an accurate figure.

Upload your CV.

Do ALL To Do list suggestions and check for extra stuff  in the Journal.


Well done, now you are through the first step. Wait for your phone call…

When they call you:

Make a note of the time, set an alarm, they may be delayed. You need to answer this call to progress your claim.

The call will just be used to confirm your identity.

The call will confirm the time of your next phone call. This is the commitment interview. I haven’t done this yet.

They are altering this whole process on the fly as it would usually involve in person meetings. 

Expect some inconsistency.

I will update this document as I go through the process. My next phone call with them will be on 25/03/20

Good Luck.

Signing up to a Cryptocurrency Exchange

There are 3 main ways to buy cryptocurrency: in person, from sites like Bittylicious  or from an exchange like Kraken.

In person exchanges require you to meet and trust your trading partner, at some point money and cryptocurrency will exchange hands and either side could turn out to be untrustworthy.

Coin Retailers

Bittylicious is an example of a site where only sales offers are listed. It is not a true exchange site. Because of the lack of bids from buyers and the risk of charge-backs for sellers the price tends to be higher.

For example if i want to buy 1 bitcoin right now:

  • Kraken price: £1.861
  • Bittylicious price: £1,960
  • 5.3% more expensive

If i want to buy 1 Dash:

  • Kraken price: €148.67 = £130.37
  • Bittylicious price: £141
  • 8.1% more expensive


To get close to the market price you need to be part of a market place. That is where exchanges come in. They list offers to buy and sell, called bids and asks. The exchange also acts as a third party to each trade, they hold the funds on both sides of the trade, so you don’t have to trust your trading partner or worry about charge-backs.

What you do have to worry about is trusting the exchange. The biggest thefts in the short history of cryptocurrency have come from exchanges being hacked. So hold your funds, both fiat and crypto, on exchanges for as little time as possible, and always remove your funds to a bank account or wallet you control as soon as you finish your trade.

I use because they have a high volume Euro market for Dash which is the currency I am working for. They also have a history of being a secure and reliable site.

Signing Up

To use almost any exchange you will need to give them a lot of personally identifying information:

  1. name
  2. date of birth
  3. phone number
  4. address
  5. 2 or 3 proofs of address: bank statement & utility bill
  6. a photo of your passport,
  7. a photo of you holding your passport and a sign with the date saying ‘only for trading digital currency on’

This is more than anyone would need to completely steal your identity.

This is a risk, if the files held by the exchange get stolen then your identity will be sold to fraudsters. You have to accept this risk to trade on most exchanges because of Know Your Customer regulations that are aimed at preventing money laundering.

This whole process will take between 1 to 3 weeks depending on the backlog of unprocessed applications and any issues with your documents. If they have to contact you about a problem it will really slow your application down.

My recommendation is that you research which exchange offers the best markets for your currency. Take a look at the volumes traded on Coinmarketcap the bigger the volume the more accurate the price discovery and easier it will be to buy and sell at any given price.

The main things to look for beyond volume are the costs of making deposits and withdrawals with fiat currency. For example i only withdraw Euros from kraken because they charge £60 for GBP withdrawals!

How much does is cost to withdraw Euros?


Buying Cryptocurrency in the UK

So you want to buy some Bitcoins, Dash or other cryptocurrency? Welcome to a wonderful world of workarounds and hurdle jumping. If you have verified yourself on an exchange then now you need to get some funds on there.

UK banks won’t give accounts to cryptocurrency exchanges.

This means most exchanges don’t have Great Britain Pound (GBP) markets. The ones that do have their GBP bank accounts in foreign countries, often Germany or Poland.

Because of this it is costly for anyone in the UK to send GBP to an exchange. I use because it is based in the UK and has Euro and GBP based markets. It has GBP and Euro bank accounts based in Germany.

If I try to send GBP from my account in the UK to the exchange’s GBP account in Germany these are the costs:

  1. Normal Current Account, Swift Transfer (£22 flat fee)
  2. Kraken (£10 receiving fee)

Cost: flat fee of £32

My current workflow is this:

  1. Normal Current Account, Bank Transfer (free)
  2. Transferwise (fee = roughly 0.5% or £5 per 1000)
  3. Euro Current Account, SEPA Transfer (£5 using online banking)
  4. Exchange (zero receiving fee with SEPA)

Cost: £5 + £5 per £1000 (so it is cheaper for amounts below £5400)

The Transferwise link above gives you a free £500 transfer from GBP to another currency, you can use it if you set up a Euro current account. I use Transferwise because UK banks will generally charge about £7 plus 3% on currency conversions = £37 per £1000 converted, instead i get a true mid-market rate and just pay a 0.5% fee.

In the UK Barclays and HSBC offer Euro current accounts, you will need to open a normal current account with them if you don’t already have one. This can be done online, but the Euro account will require you to visit a branch.

Allow 3 weeks to get Euro online banking set up and running if you don’t already bank with them.

I hope that is helpful, if you have any questions then contact me directly.

Dash, What’s That?

If email is a electronic mail then Dash is digital cash. One is a system for sending words over the internet and the other is a system for sending value over the internet.

Dash along with others, such as Bitcoin, Litecoin & Etherium, are forms of currency created and transferred between users using cryptography which is the art of writing and solving codes and lies behind the science of securing data.

These cryptocurrencies allow individuals to become their own bank and complete international transactions as well as pay for things in shops where merchants accept them.

Dash also has some interesting features including a system that allows instant payments and a democratically controlled budget that is spent each month on projects that benefit the Dash ecosystem.

On behalf of Circus City I applied to this budget system with a proposal to sponsor the 2017 festival.

I see such huge potential for the technology of Dash and straight away I felt there could be a beneficial collaboration between the decentralised autonomous organisation (DAO) that is Dash and Circus City.

The circus world needs an independent international payment solution, a way for people to be their own bank and Dash is seeking real world adoption and integration.

Having explained the background a bit in the next post i’ll talk about the process of creating a proposal and engaging in a meaningful way.

Reviewed: We Are Brontë by Publick Transport

One of my highlights in 2015 was directing Publick Transport and now I get to watch them in Bristol. It’s always a pleasure to get a glowing review on your opening night. This one is positively radiant.

‘We Are Brontë provides a glorious mash-up of physical theatre, stand-up, clowning, improvisation – and a self-conscious exploration of both the Brontë sisters’ genre-defining work and the nature of theatre itself’

James Prescott, Bristol24/7

It is a delight to be able to spend the evenings this week in the Wardrobe Theatre running the warm up and take notes as Angus and Sarah play.

Watching the way the performers listen to each other and the audience. Getting to witness all those moment by moment decision. Still being made to laugh by material you have seen hundreds of times because each night it is approached anew. These are some of my joys and I’m incredibly happy with how the show works.

Publick Transport continue their tour at the following venues:

19-23 Jan – New Wardrobe Theatre, Old Market, Bristol
26-28 Jan – Eastbourne College / The Printer’s Playhouse
29 Jan – Notts, Lincs, Leic rural touring (venue TBC)
30 Jan – Notts, Lincs, Leic rural touring (venue TBC)
5 Feb – Bradon Forest Theatre, Swindon
10 Feb – Bay Theatre, Weymouth College
11 Feb – The Lyric, Bridport
12 Feb – Plough Arts Centre, Great Torrington, Devon

Beyond The Ridiculous

On Saturday we ran Bristol’s regular fooling night as it continued its tour around Bristol, taking over The Loco Klub, the amazing new alternative performance venue under Temple Meads Station for 2 nights: Friday 27th and Saturday 28th November.

What is this ‘Fooling’ that I speak of, and what would happen to us if we went along to Beyond The Ridiculous?

Well, fooling is a staggeringly versatile form of solo improvisation where the performer walks into the empty space and plays with whatever appears. We all have voices in our heads. People we’ve met, aspects of ourselves, bizarre and banal creatures cobbled from emotions and memories. Instead of wishing they’d keep the noise down in there, the fools of Beyond The Ridiculous invite them out to play!

Expertly facilitated by Fool Shaman Holly Stoppit, Beyond The Ridiculous is a chance to see courageous performers leaping off cliffs into the limitless possibilities of each moment. You may laugh, cry or stare dumbfounded and for once the voices in your head will discover they are not alone.

Need any more convincing? Here’s some satisfied audience comments from Beyond The Ridiculous 13/11/15:

“I have definitely never seen anything like that before.”

“It was so good, I spilled beer on myself.”

“I feel like I can never enter normal civilisation again.”

Artists as Detritivores


The Great Chain of Being was an Elizabethan cosmology, with at the top:

God, then King, Nobility, Gentry, Peasantry, Animals, and finally the Land.

This view held that trouble at the top would by it’s very nature shake everything beneath which was suspended from it as links in a chain. King Lear can be read through this lens and we see eventually even the land is driven to madness during the storm on the heath.

There is something pleasantly  simplistic and attractive about hierarchy. No doubt because it implicitly benefits those at the top who in turn seek to define and sustain them.

In the city we might feel ourselves part of a kind of food chain: perched at the top, like magnificently wealthy eagles, sit the developers, then come tame councillors, below them landlords and at the bottom renters. The renters are the grass feeding all the levels above. In this chain you are most likely just food for someone already better off than you.

But the linear hierarchy is an artificial construct, a trick of discourse which defines out thinking, because we are really part of a cycle. In the traditional food chain we have primary producers, primary consumers, secondary consumers and tertiary consumers however there is one more layer which is simultaneously at the top and bottom of this chain, the link which makes it circular: detritivores, being creatures which eat detritus. Without something to eat the fresh corpse, the fallen branch or rotting fruit the world becomes choked with still unmoving death.

The city needs its detritivores too, the ones who will consume and re-use unwanted buildings and neglected spaces. This is the role of artists and squatters, making use of abandoned buildings, saving them from dereliction and re-purposing them. Living from them during that time when they are of no use to the rest of the chain.  Without them the city becomes a still and barren landscape of decay and disuse. With them there is the possibility of a speedy renewal and of course a continuation of  the cycle.


Performer, Director, Cultural Activist, Fool, Clown, Self Proclaimed Genius